I’ve had some friends in town and haven’t been able to write recently, but I have a couple posts in progress and they will be up soon! This picture should tide you over until then.
-Rumer
May 24, 2011
New posts soon, but this should tide you over.
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May 25th, 2011 at 7:31 pm
That must have been photoshoped lolol if not, I’m afraid … very afraid.
May 25th, 2011 at 11:02 pm
Fear not, embrace the penis peppers. Don’t ask me what I was googling when I found this…
May 25th, 2011 at 11:24 pm
ok, i can’t believe i did this but i actually googled “penis peppers” and “penis vegetables.” for the peppers i saw some mini-red peppers cute
for the veggies, i couldn’t get past the search page because i thought i saw some funky looking mandrake root that looked like a penis and i think it would have given me nightmares. at least your PPs have a cute color, but omg, the size of it. it reminds me of an episode of sex and the city … the one where Samantha meets this guy and he was so big she couldn’t take him and for the first time in her life, she tells a hot guys that she thinks they should just be friends. ok. rambling now goodbye …
May 25th, 2011 at 8:37 pm
Ok, I have had to share this with friends. Too freaking funny.
May 25th, 2011 at 11:03 pm
Penis shaped vegetables are always best when shared with friends.